The cringe-worthy quotes were a dime a dozen (or at least a baker's dozen, by our estimation) on Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 3.

Fans saw Kim Kardashian plan a secret birthday party for North West at Kourtney Kardashian's home without permission, setting up a clash of the titans.

Or at least boring 30-something reality TV moms reading cue cards.

Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons Episode 3 in Quotes

1. Praise the Lord!

Lord Disick or Douche Lord? Scott was feeling pretty high on himself (and drugs) before a dangerous mixture of booze and pills landed Kourtney Kardashian's partner in the hospital.

Meanwhile, the installment centered around Scott Disick partying.

Hard. So hard that the father of two outdid himself from previous weeks - not an easy feat or a good one, for that matter - and The Lord ended up in the E.R.

Even more startlingly, his terrifying hospital visit and Kourtney's icy glares only resonated so much, as he already started making excuses to avoid rehab.

Will he ever get it together? Or is this a vicious, endless circle?

Only time will tell, we suppose. In the meantime, follow the link to watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online and see his downward spiral for yourself ...